Nicola Ielpo
| Sex | Male |
|---|---|
| Nationality | Italian |
| College | St Edmund Hall |
| Clubs | Blues and Centaurs, St Edmund Hall |
| Course | Engineering, Economics and Management |
| Matriculation year | 2007 |
Statistics
for Blues and Centaurs
| Apps (sub) | Minutes | Bookings | Goals (pen) | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Last season | 1 (1) | 105 | 00 | 0 (0) |
Biography
Nicola Ielpo is a European soccer superstar, hailing from the footballing dynasty that is AC Milan. After attempting, and failing, to keep quiet his father's achievements (Champions' League winner), Ielpo has settled down into the Blues squad this season. Once Nicola's false modesty was broken, he has been unable to shut up about his father's achivements, boring the squad with constant unfunny and frankly dull anecdotes about the time he used a San Siro toilet cubicle after Paulo Maldini, or the time he shared a packet of crisps with Alessandro Costacurta.
Ielpo's mother is the Blues' squad second favourite wanking topic, with Blues midfielder Hobbit Knight making no attempts to hide his desire to crossbreed with the humanoid from the mediterranean.
Nicola has this season specialised in penalty saves, becoming something of a cult hero in Teddy Hall after guiding his college through 15 successive rounds of the Cupper's tournament on penalties.
