Jack Hazzard
| Sex | Male |
|---|---|
| Nationality | English |
| College | Queen's |
| Clubs | Blues and Centaurs, Queen's |
| Course | Modern History |
| School | The Commonweal School and New College, Swindon |
| Matriculation year | 2004 |
| Year retired | 2007 |
| Blues | 2004/052005/06 (c)2006/07(Details) |
Statistics
for Blues and Centaurs
| Apps (sub) | Minutes | Bookings | Goals (pen) | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Last season | 1 (0) | 90 | 00 | 0 (0) | |
| This season | 1 (0) | 90 | 00 | 0 (0) | |
| Career | 22 (0) | 1955 | 10 | 5 (0) |
Biography
Jack is an intelligent, bustling centre half with a penchant for headed goals. Recently inducted into the Blues hall of fame, the Hazzmonster is an inspirational team leader and one man banter machine. On the pitch he is imperious in the air and moves across the ground with swiftness and grace. Watch out for thundering forward bursts into opposition territory incorporating an array of Cruyff turns and grunts. Also watch out for his lucky pants, unwashed since the beginning of the Blues recent 8 game unbeaten run. Now a Blues legend for his performances on the pitch, it's a shame he couldn't save a few for off the pitch, long term girlfriend said to be frustrated at her enforced abstinence.
During the 2005 tour Jack demonstrated his almighty self confidence and dancing skills as he wooed large numbers of Cali girls with his now extinct "Tiger Dance".
Jack loves community-based web sites: especially ouafc.com. Following his retirement from the captaincy of the Blues, Hazzard kept himself occupied by commenting on shoddy editing leading to the poor flow of some biographies and by throwing himself wholeheartedly into his new role as Fines Master. Hazzard abused this position by bringing his girlfriend along to 'essential team bonding' events - behaviour that, when engaged in by team-mates, has earned his displeasure in the past.
Now graduated, Hazzard is pursuing a career in the media.
