Oxford University Association Football Club

Balliol fresher and ex- expert exponent of the excellent excercise provided by Winchester football, Rae has impressed thus far this season with his touch, passing ability and surprising combativeness in the middle of the park for someone who seems to have modelled himself in every way on Christiano Ronaldo.

Rae's impressive physique, which can be viewed on the facebook, is a result of years of training in the gym followed by only absorbing the leanest form of protein known to man; tofu and/or tuna steaks.

Though the possessor of choir boy looks which he plays up to by singing the introduction to the Take That classic 'Never Forget', Tommy will have to be careful that his filthy mouth and worrying habit of verbally abusing perfectly good officials does not hold him back, having already received one red card for foul and abusive language this season.

Goals should surely flow from both feet in the near future so long as Rae doesn't take too much shooting advice from midfield partner in crime Matty 'Mouth' Robinson. His T-Rae song to the tune of the Stingray theme tune has become a firm favourite on the terraces.

Balliol fresher and ex- expert exponent of the excellent excercise provided by Winchester football, Rae has impressed thus far this season with his touch, passing ability and surprising combativeness in the middle of the park for someone who seems to have modelled himself in every way on Christiano Ronaldo.

Rae's impressive physique, which can be viewed on the facebook, is a result of years of training in the gym followed by only absorbing the leanest form of protein known to man; tofu and/or tuna steaks.

Though the possessor of choir boy looks which he plays up to by singing the introduction to the Take That classic 'Never Forget', Tommy will have to be careful that his filthy mouth and worrying habit of verbally abusing perfectly good officials does not hold him back, having already received one red card for foul and abusive language this season.

Goals should surely flow from both feet in the near future so long as Rae doesn't take too much shooting advice from midfield partner in crime Matty 'Mouth' Robinson.