Oxford University Association Football Club

Variously known as 'The Butcher's Dog', 'Butcher', or simply 'Pat', Lucian Weston is an all action midfielder with a box-to-box work rate and an eye for the ladies. Weston enjoyed great footballing success in his first season in Oxford picking up the college league title with his native Worcester. After getting a Blue last year, Lucian is spending his third year pretending to be injured and is speeding his recovery by playing college rugby.

Renowned for poor flexibility and worse training outfits, Lucian is remarkably ignorant of all things football related and would struggle to name 3 Premiership Clubs. His favourite player is Homer (the classical one, not Sullivan).

Variously known as 'The Butcher's Dog', 'Butcher', or simply 'Pat', Lucian Weston is an all action midfielder with a box-to-box work rate and an eye for the ladies. Weston enjoyed great footballing success in his first season in Oxford picking up the college league title with his native Worcester and will looking to go a few better this time and make himself a Blues regular.

Renowned for poor flexibility and worse training outfits, Lucian is remarkably ignorant of all things football related and would struggle to name 3 Premiership Clubs. His favourite player is Homer (the classical one, not Sullivan).

Variously known as 'The Butcher's Dog', 'Butcher', or simply 'Pat', Lucian Weston is an all action midfielder with a box-to-box work rate and an eye for the ladies. Weston enjoyed great footballing success in his first season in Oxford picking up the college league title with his native Worcester and will looking to go a few better this time and make himself a Blues regular. Lucian is renowned for poor flexibility and worse training outfits.