Oxford University Association Football Club

Rob burst onto the Centaurs scene in 2005 and, thanks to some "ridiculous skill" played a big part in earning the Centaurs their Varsity victory. He spent that summer in India on an extreme weight-loss regime, after which he has failed to regain his Hulk-Hogan-esk physique.

Blessed with a silly running style and an eye for goal, the 2005/6 Centaurs captain made an immediate impact in 2006/7 season. After scoring an early brace for the Centaurs he was drafted into the Blues squad and made the most of his opportunities, scoring goals from the bench whenever given the chance. His form earned him a place in the Blues' Varsity squad, but a horrific leg injury in the Centaurs Varsity match prevented him from taking up his place.

Robbie is almost certain to be seen on any given Wednesday night stumbling across Magdalen bridge with a half-eaten kebab smeared over his face wearing a pair of trousers about 4 sizes too big for him. A cryptic symbol that appeared on top of his head in early 2007 allowed him to steal the initiative from bewildered defenders.

Rob burst onto the Centaurs scene in 2005 and, thanks to some "ridiculous skill" played a big part in earning the Centaurs their Varsity victory. He spent that summer in India embarked on an extreme weight loss regime, after which he has failed to regain his Hulk-Hogan-esk physique.

Blessed with a silly running style and an eye for goal, last season's Centaurs' captain made an immediate impact this season. After scoring an early brace for the Centaurs he was drafted into the blues squad and has made the most of his opportunities, scoring goals from the bench whenever given the opportunity.

He is almost certain to be seen on any given Wednesday night stumbling across Magdalen bridge with a half-eaten kebab smeared over his face wearing a pair of trousers about 4 sizes too big for him. Rob is occasionally referred to as Mr Sitter.

Rob leads the way in hair innovation. A cryptic symbol on the top of his head often allows him to steal the initiative from bewildered defenders.

Blessed with a silly running style and an eye for goal, last season's Centaurs' captain will be looking this year to make the breakthrough to the top level of university football. Whether or not he does, he is almost certain to be seen on any given Wednesday night stumbling across Magdalen bridge with a half-eaten kebab smeared over his face wearing a pair of trousers about 4 sizes too big for him. It has been rumoured that this is because Rob has failed to recover his Hulk-Hogan-esk physique following an extreme weight loss regime on a summer holiday in India 18 months ago. Rob is occasionally referred to as Mr Sitter.